You're Beautiful When You're Angry

That line never quite works out the way it's supposed to. But I keep using it. First of all, apologies to Mel and the rest of the Wednesday cartooning club for not being there. My schedule finally caught up with me. Secondly, this was an interesting experiment for me. I draw curvy girls and anger is an angular emotion. Angry poses, assertive poses are generally angular and also generally work better with the male figure because it features more hard angles. Men have a V shape Women have the hourglass. So I decided to draw a whole mess of angry gals and try to keep them angry looking and still pretty and feminine. Lemme know how I did.

I cheated a little to keep them sexy by putting them in fantasy costumes like a nurse, a maid, a playboy bunny, but I'm not that good yet.

Drama Wears a Paper Hat

Just a quickie of a fainting waitress. For no particular reason. She literally fell out of my pencil and fainted. However, I still haven't missed a day without a post.

Sometimes I like the Teeth

Earlobes are sensitive ladies.

In an unrelated aside, at Franco's request you can now leave me anonymous hate mail.

Busty Gals

If you're like me, then you might be into pretty girls.

Baby!?

I just found out that my old war buddy Tyler Ward and his wife Jocelyn just had a baby girl named Ayla Miriam Ward. She was born November 15th weighing in at 9lbs and has 10 fingers and 10 toes, I just hope they're not all on the same foot. Anyway, that's one cute scribble, I promise to draw something either really gross or really sexy tomorrow.

Nasal Viagra

This guy's actually a rework of a really loose scribble. I think he started out as a pirate and then morphed into an old codger. This is another rework of an older doodle. I put more live into him. Before he was kind of just wall-eyed and souless. Now he's got some more attitude.

NOSE BONERS!

They are truly my favourite element in old-timey funny cartoons and NOBODY draws them anymore! With the exception of the geniuses at SPUMCO. I guess Squidward from Spongebob comes close with his reverse-boner nose, which is in character, but still.

THEY CAME FROM BEYOND THE SKETCHBOOK!

I wanna adopt the guy on the bottom.
Funny faces.
Guess which one's my favourite.

Fishy characters. Such hammy acting.
Here's some more of my farvourite subject.

A mix of different ideas.

Well, I thought I'd dump a bunch of crap on you guys so that you'd have plenty of ammunition. Please, tear these apart, I'll only improve through your hatred and derision.

Scream like a Wookiee for me baby

I've got a Boba Fetish. This may be a cry for help.

Stop Hasselling me to get one of these and Start Heckling my "drawings"

I'm going to post a buncha older stuff (still new to most of you) that I've done in the last 6 months or so soon, until I do enjoy Mabel here. I think she's hot.